één-komma-vijf-zeven-vijf-miljoen!

YES YES YES!!!!! Ik kreeg vandaag dit mailtje:

FROM : SAMSON AND SISTER
ABIDJAN, COTE D\’ IVOIRE.
WEST AFRICA.

MY DEAR,

MY NAME IS (SAMSON BOUESSO) NATIONALITY SIERRA LEONE. I AM A STUDENT,I
LOST MY FATHER YEARS BACK HE DIED DRURING THE POLITICAL CRISIS IN MY
COUNTRY.MY LATE FATHER WAS ONE OF THE DIRECTORS UNDER TIJAN KABBAH GOVERNMENT.
MY MOTHER ALSO DIED AFFER FOUR YEARS LATTER. I HAVE ONE YOUNGER SISTER(PEACEBOUESSO)
WE ARE LEAVING IN COTE D\’IVOIRE SINCE PAST SIX MONTHS.

IT IS MY DESIRE TO WRITE YOU FROM MY HEART HOPING THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
US.MY FATHER DIVERTED SOME HUGE SOME OF MONEY WHICH HE DEPOSITED WITH
ONE BANK HERE WHEN HE WAS ALIFE. IN FACT IN A BRIFE INTRODUTION ALL
THE INFORMATION WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU. THE MONEY
IN QUESTION IS US($10,500,000) TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLARS )NOW WE ARE SEEKING FOR A TRUSTED PERSON WHO WILL RECEIVE
THIS MONEY INTO HIS / HER ACCOUNT FOR ONWARD INVESTMENT.

HOWEVER, WHAT WE NEEDED FROM YOU IS YOUR GOOD ASSISTANCE IN HELPING US
TRANSFERRING THE SAID SUM TO YOUR ACCOUNT SINCE WE ARE INEXPERENCED
IN THE WORLD OF BUSINESS,THAT\’S THE REASON WHY WE ARE ASKING FOR YOUR
SUPPORT.ALL DOCUMENTS CONCERNING THE DEPOSIT MAY BE GIVEN TO YOU FOR
YOUR VERIFICATION.WE REALLY NEED TO MOVE THE FUND OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
TO ABROAD.

I AND MY YUNGER SISTER(PEACE) HAVE DECIEDED TO GIVE YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL
SUM FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE. THE WORLD IS FULL OF BAD PEOPLE PLEASE
CAN YOU PROVE YOUR GEUNUITY TO US FOR US TO HAVE YOU AS A PARTNER.SORRY
I AM NOT SAYING YOU ARE BAD PERSON BUT CONSIDER THAT THIS IS MONEY AND
HOW THE MONEY WAS GOTTEN. IT IS INHERITACE AND LAST HOPE.

SHOW YOUR INTEREST AND WE PROCEED ON THE NEXT STEP OF ACTION. AFRICA
IS NO LONGER CONDUSIVE FOR US TO STAY. PLEASE REPLY US THROUGH THIS
EMAIL ADDRESS(***********) SO THAT MY YUNGER SISTER
PEACE CAN HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR MAILS AS WELL.

OUR BEST REGARDS.
SAMSON AND SISTER.

Dit betekend dus dat ik (15%×10.500.000) 1.575.000 US dollar krijg als ik meedoe! Graag niet naar het vermelde e-mail adres in het bericht mailen, want hij mailde het als eerste naar mij toe!

Ik begin er bijna aan te denken om die armzalige advertenties hier maar van mijn blog te halen en wat geld te schenken aan de-stichting-ter-voorkoming-van-het-in-de-knoop-raken-van-langpootmuggen-met-extra-lange-poten. Maar laat ik eerst dat geld maar eens gaan incasseren :).